It's yoga night in the house, which is my turn to cook. I was making fajitas whilst listening to Radio 2. They were playing an 'alternative Christmas mix' of songs you don't usually hear played because they get drowned out by the likes of Mariah Carey and Wham. I was truly amazed to hear this. I'm a huge Tim Minchin fan, and I think I joined hundreds of others across the country in a moment's pan-burning contemplation when this came on. Let's blame the tears on the onions, shall we? If you haven't heard it already, have a listen to his address to the University of Western Australia.