Monday 6 April 2015

Your Spelling Sucks

There are too many spelling or grammatical errors in [your document]
to continue displaying them.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am living the dream. There are now no spelling mistakes in my virtual paper world. No squiggly red lines, no blue ones or green ones either. Which must mean that my manuscript is perfect, right?

That, or I've crossed the 95k mark and should stop typing when drunk.

This wee pop-up does tend to pop upon me somewhere between the 80-90k count. I wear it as a badge of honour. It means my dedication to my art - to the story - defies convention!

'Least, that's what I tell myself.

Stop judging me.

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